Aloha! If you couldn’t tell from the title, I have big news for you today! Like…HUGELY BIG NEWS! I thought about this post all day yesterday and today. I was thinking about writing some silly, sad attempt at wit and humour for you. But then I realized that this is something that I just need to slap you in the computer screens with, using pictures. And to do that, we need to go on a little journey. If you’re squeamish, I suggest just scrolling to the end of this post to see my victory.